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Smart Answers<\/span><\/h1>\n

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…<\/span>
\n ‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?… I want to gift it to my wife..!!’<\/span>
\n Lady: ‘Don’t Buy it for her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk<\/span>
\n to her..!!’<\/span><\/p>\n

A letter from a teacher to a parent:<\/span>
\n Dear Parent: Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.<\/span>
\n Parent’s answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don’t smell him,<\/span>
\n Teach him……<\/span><\/p>\n

Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ?<\/span>
\n Son : Don’t know<\/span>
\n Mother : Sometime give attention to study also<\/span>
\n Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?<\/span>
\n Mother : Don’t know<\/span>
\n Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also..<\/span><\/p>\n

A cute excuse:<\/span>
\n Teacher- Y r u late?<\/span>
\n Student- Mom dad were fighting.<\/span>
\n Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?<\/span>
\n Student- one shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s..<\/span>
\n Wife : I hate that beggar.<\/span>
\n Husband : Why ?<\/span>
\n Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book<\/span>
\n How to Cook !!!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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