{"id":12331,"date":"2016-09-28T11:35:45","date_gmt":"2016-09-28T11:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/?p=12331"},"modified":"2016-09-28T11:36:27","modified_gmt":"2016-09-28T11:36:27","slug":"god-bless-gendarmes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/god-bless-gendarmes\/","title":{"rendered":"God bless the Gendarmes"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">God bless the Gendarmes<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #0000ff;\">Study the picture first and then read the story.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/God-bless-the-Gendarmes.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-12332\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12332\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/God-bless-the-Gendarmes.jpg\" alt=\"God-bless-the-Gendarmes\" width=\"450\" height=\"301\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #0000ff;\">This actually happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #0000ff;\"> A French policeman stops the Englishman&#8217;s car and asks if he has been drinking. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #0000ff;\"> With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #0000ff;\"> Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #0000ff;\"> He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #0000ff;\"> The Englishman answers with a bit of humour, <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #0000ff;\"> &#8220;No sir, I do not! 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