{"id":127410,"date":"2023-12-26T17:05:58","date_gmt":"2023-12-26T17:05:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/?p=127410"},"modified":"2023-12-26T17:05:58","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T17:05:58","slug":"a-suppository-for-an-innocents-arse-in-england-by-michael-roberts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/a-suppository-for-an-innocents-arse-in-england-by-michael-roberts\/","title":{"rendered":"A Suppository FOR An Innocent\u2019s Arse in England-by Michael Roberts"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A Suppository FOR An Innocent\u2019s Arse in England-by <span style=\"color: #800080;\">Michael Roberts<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-88737 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Michael-Roberts-eLanka.jpg\" alt=\"Michael Roberts\" width=\"160\" height=\"184\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #800000;\">Source:<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 16px;\" href=\"https:\/\/thuppahis.com\/2023\/12\/24\/a-suppository-for-an-innocents-arse-in-england\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Thuppahis<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><strong>A Suffering Ignoramus<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">About half a century back I was driving with my wife to Bath when I found myself struggling to breathe. We drove immediately to the Bath hospital where I joined the Emergency queue. The same problem persisted: fit and well but couldn\u2019t breathe! I quickly saw that the others in the queue were far worse off than I was. One had a deep gash in his neck; another a badly wounded arm, etc, etc. My non-breathing was trivial to everyone except myself!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/thuppahis.com\/2023\/12\/24\/a-suppository-for-an-innocents-arse-in-england\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-49618 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/suppository-1.jpg?resize=240%2C160&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"elanka\" width=\"400\" height=\"341\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/thuppahis.com\/2023\/12\/24\/a-suppository-for-an-innocents-arse-in-england\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-49618 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/images-35.jpg?resize=209%2C160&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"elanka\" width=\"400\" height=\"341\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">After a long wait, a young nurse called my name out and asked me to follow her. She led me into a room, closed the door and\u00a0<strong>immediately asked me to remove my trousers and lie on the bed.\u00a0<\/strong>Let me tell you what I did NOT say to her.\u00a0\u201cExcuse me, I\u2019m not sure what you may have in mind, but I am here because I cannot breathe\u201d. No, I definitely did not say that! However, I did not RUSH to take my trousers off and obviously hesitated.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><strong>She<\/strong>\u00a0obviously read my mind and\u00a0<strong>became quite furious<\/strong>. Very furious. She ordered me in the sternest tone to take my trousers off, lie on the bed and raise my legs up high. \u00a0She then did what I least expected.\u00a0<strong>She opened a little packet, took out some kind of tablet and stuck it up my arse<\/strong>,\u00a0which gave me a mild surprise!\u00a0<strong>It turned out to be a supposistory.<\/strong>\u00a0She told me to drive off when I felt a bit better. The Wells concert was long over so it was a drive back to London after my rare experience.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">I had never heard of a suppository before\u00a0\u2014\u00a0Mrs Wadsworth at Trinity College in Kandy [the matron] never ever asked me to remove my trousers, nor did she ever stick anything up my bottom.\u00a0However, I am reminded that Tony Abbott once had a famous problem with a suppository. I wonder how Tony may have responded if my Bath nurse had given him my same instruction?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-78146\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-1.jpg?resize=190%2C178&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"190\" height=\"178\" data-attachment-id=\"78146\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thuppahis.com\/2023\/12\/24\/a-suppository-for-an-innocents-arse-in-england\/suppository-caricature-jokes-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-1.jpg?fit=190%2C178&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"190,178\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"SUPPOSITORY Caricature jokes 1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-1.jpg?fit=190%2C178&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-1.jpg?fit=190%2C178&amp;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><strong>Thuppahi Clarifications \u2026. Yes, quite Thuppahi!<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><strong>A:\u00a0<\/strong>\u201cA suppository is another way to deliver a drug. It\u2019s a small, round or cone-shaped object that you put in your body, often into your bottom. Once it\u2019s inside, it melts or dissolves and releases its medication\u201d \u2026.. \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=suppository&amp;rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBAU937AU937&amp;oq=suppository&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyDAgAEEUYORixAxiABDIKCAEQABixAxiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiAB\">https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=suppository&amp;rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBAU937AU937&amp;oq=suppository&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyDAgAEEUYORixAxiABDIKCAEQABixAxiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiAB<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-22.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-78148\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-22.jpg?resize=306%2C287&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"306\" height=\"287\" data-attachment-id=\"78148\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thuppahis.com\/2023\/12\/24\/a-suppository-for-an-innocents-arse-in-england\/suppository-caricature-jokes-22\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-22.jpg?fit=195%2C183&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"195,183\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"SUPPOSITORY Caricature jokes 22\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-22.jpg?fit=195%2C183&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thuppahis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/SUPPOSITORY-Caricature-jokes-22.jpg?fit=195%2C183&amp;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><strong>B:\u00a0<\/strong>\u201cRectal suppositories are intended for localized or systemic action to\u00a0relieve pain, constipation, irritation, inflammation, nausea and vomiting, fever, migraines, allergies, and sedation\u201d \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><strong>C:<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>Visit Wikipedia for fuller elaboration: \u2026<\/strong>\u00a0\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.\u00a0<a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Suppository#:~:text=Rectal%20suppositories%20are%20intended%20for,migraines%2C%20allergies%2C%20and%20sedation\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Suppository#:~:text=Rectal%20suppositories%20are%20intended%20for,migraines%2C%20allergies%2C%20and%20sedation<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Suppository FOR An Innocent\u2019s Arse in England-by Michael Roberts Source:Thuppahis A Suffering Ignoramus About half a century back I was driving with my wife to Bath when I found myself struggling to breathe. We drove immediately to the Bath hospital where I joined the Emergency queue. The same problem persisted: fit and well but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":88737,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,42710],"tags":[29441],"class_list":{"0":"post-127410","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-aside","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-articles","8":"category-michael-roberts","9":"tag-michael-roberts","10":"post_format-post-format-aside"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v25.7.1 (Yoast SEO v25.9) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>A Suppository FOR An Innocent\u2019s Arse in England-by Michael Roberts<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"About half a century back I was driving with my wife to Bath when I found myself struggling to breathe. 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