{"id":12902,"date":"2016-10-18T12:34:36","date_gmt":"2016-10-18T12:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/?p=12902"},"modified":"2016-10-18T12:34:36","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T12:34:36","slug":"money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/money\/","title":{"rendered":"Money"},"content":{"rendered":"

Money<\/span><\/h1>\n

Very important little spiel, on something that’s very real, it IS the real “deal” when you’re looking for a meal, something you might steal, but becomes an ordeal WHEN YOU FEEL<\/span>
\nYou might have some strife, if you hide some, from your wife, but such is life, because, as you know “YOU CANNOT TAKE IT WHEN YOU GO”<\/span><\/p>\n

Please, my readers of eLanka, Lanka Times & Sooriya websites (+thousands of others),<\/span>
\nRead about some very important aspects of MONEY. MONEY HAS VARIOUS NAMES.<\/span><\/p>\n

In a Temple, Church, any other religous institution or (genuine) charity, it is called :-<\/span>
\n “A DONATION”<\/span>
\nIn Marriage, be it “Love”, “Arranged by Parents”, “Arranged by either Partner” or “Same-Sex”:- “A DOWRY”<\/span><\/p>\n

In Divorce, it is simply known as :- “ALIMONY”<\/span><\/p>\n

In “owing Anything to Anyone”, it is:- “A DEBT”<\/span><\/p>\n

All Government payments, of course,:- “A TAX”<\/span><\/p>\n

In “Court”(depending on the crime) :- “A FINE”<\/span><\/p>\n

For all Employees it is simply :- “A SALARY”<\/span><\/p>\n

To all “Subordinates” it is termed :- “A WAGE”<\/span><\/p>\n

To a borrower (from banks especially):- “A LOAN”<\/span><\/p>\n

To all “good” children who deserve it :- “AN ALLOWANCE”<\/span><\/p>\n

After any good “service” it is called :- “A TIP”<\/span><\/p>\n

To a kidnapper it is called :- “A RANSOM”<\/span><\/p>\n

Illegal payment for “services” :- “A BRIBE”<\/span><\/p>\n

Money given to your wife is called :- “A DUTY”<\/span><\/p>\n

Because EVERY Wife (Woman or Man), as the case may be, in THIS Country, where they cannot agree to “same-sex” Marriagery (I cannot still figure out which is which) is quite<\/span>
\nCERTAINLY :- “A DUTY” because either of them is not :- “DUTY-FREE,” oh, WOE IS ME!<\/span><\/p>\n

Desmond Kelly K.F.C.<\/span>
\n KELLY FROM COLOMBO & STAR OF eLANKA.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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