{"id":20944,"date":"2017-10-30T15:13:37","date_gmt":"2017-10-30T15:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/?p=20944"},"modified":"2017-10-30T15:15:32","modified_gmt":"2017-10-30T15:15:32","slug":"odd-jobs-desmond-kelly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/odd-jobs-desmond-kelly\/","title":{"rendered":"ODD-JOBS by Desmond Kelly"},"content":{"rendered":"

ODD-JOBS by Desmond Kelly<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Seems a shame that so many of our “Pollies” are now losing their jobs because, for one reason or another, they have been proven to have Dual-Citizenships. Right from the top-post of “deputy P.M” down to your ordinary Parlimentarians, ancestors of some, have been born somewhere else. Seems a shame, because, where else would one WANT to be born? . This Country is STILL the best in the World, the “lucky Country”, unfortunately unlucky for a few of the above & who knows how many others who may face the same fate in the future? Not everyone will be able to continue in the Political field, like our deputy P.M.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

This being the case, I have decided to go through a few “odd-jobs” that these unfortunate Politicians may be interested in, until the Constitution is “Changed” in Australia. Here are a few of them (the jobs, I mean):-<\/span><\/p>\n

1. Belly-Builder. Assembles & fits interior parts, or the belly, of pianos. There is no need for a doctorate of music for this job. Piano-tuners need that.<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Bone-Crusher. Tends the machine that crushes the bones of animals, used for the manufacture of glue.<\/span><\/p>\n

3. Bosom-Presser- Clothing presser who specializes in pressing bosoms of blouses or shirts.<\/span><\/p>\n

4. Breast-Buffer- Buffs & smooths the.shoe-breast, which is the forepart of the heel.<\/span><\/p>\n

5. Chick-Sexer- Inserts a light to check the sex-organs of chicks, then separates the males from the females. A University degree for chick-sexing is offered in Japan.<\/span><\/p>\n

6. Dope-Sprayer- Sprays a solution named “dope” on tanned hides in leather manufacturing.<\/span><\/p>\n

7. Finger-Waver- Hairdresser who sets in a wave, with fingers.<\/span><\/p>\n

8. Hooker-Inspector- Inspects cloth in a textile mill for defects by using a hooking machine which folds the cloth.<\/span><\/p>\n

9. Kiss-Maker- Mixes the ingrediants used in the making of “candy-kisses”.<\/span><\/p>\n

10. Mucker-Shovels muck & other debris from work areas & ditches around construction sites & in mines.<\/span><\/p>\n

11. Panty-hose Crotch-closing Machine Operator.<\/span>
\nOperates machine that sews pantyhose crotches closed. (almost got you there, didn’t I ?)<\/span><\/p>\n

12. Top-Screw-Supervises Cowboys, called “Screws”.<\/span><\/p>\n

Above are some of the “better” odd-jobs on offer.<\/span><\/p>\n

One good thing about the Australian Parliment is that, if you are found wanting, in the present Constitution, you can always find a well-paid odd job, “outside”, instead of sitting “inside” just nodding your bloody head & smiling inanely.<\/span><\/p>\n

Desmond Kelly<\/span>
\n Star of eLanka.<\/span><\/p>\n

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