{"id":22627,"date":"2018-01-12T02:56:04","date_gmt":"2018-01-12T02:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/?p=22627"},"modified":"2018-01-14T02:48:43","modified_gmt":"2018-01-14T02:48:43","slug":"can-find-clean-shirt-might-desmond-kelly-star-elanka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/can-find-clean-shirt-might-desmond-kelly-star-elanka\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;IF I CAN FIND A CLEAN SHIRT, I MIGHT&#8221; \u2013 By Desmond Kelly \u2018the Star of eLanka\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #333300;\">&#8220;IF I CAN FIND A CLEAN SHIRT, I MIGHT&#8221;<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #333300;\">By Desmond Kelly \u2018the Star of eLanka\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #333300;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3dGUApAH61Q?rel=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #333300;\">My dear readers, Could anyone of you please come up with a better &#8220;title&#8221; for a song ?. Please do not reply with the &#8220;comment&#8221;, &#8220;If I can find a clean shirt, I might&#8221;!. In these days of &#8220;same-sex&#8221; marriage, I would then ask you, &#8220;what the hell is your partner doing, not washing &amp; ironing your shirts?. That, of course, will be asked of the &#8220;butch&#8221;partner of a homo&#8211;sexual duo. (The She\/male here is supposed to do the &#8220;puluka-work&#8221;,(menial-work), right?.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #333300;\">My friends, I am very happy about the &#8220;yes&#8221; vote, BUT, for the life of me, I CANNOT still work out the male &amp; female difference between these homosexual &#8220;couples&#8221;. With the &#8220;two-guy&#8221; system, the ONLY bearded lady, I thought, would be confined to &#8220;Circus-work&#8221;, so the unbearded ones must then be the &#8220;wives&#8221;. Also, even though they are &#8220;gay&#8221;, unbridled, (don&#8217;t give a damn for anyone), types, I cannot imagine which heavily bearded gay would want to be kissed by another heavily bearded gay. Those &#8220;bristles&#8221; tickle, and I cannot see how these &#8220;marriages&#8221; will last if both same-sex partners have to spend the rest of their lives tickling each other &amp; laughing all the time. Both will have to be unbearded<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #333300;\">I fear. This Ellen, the superb Host\/ess of television is supposed to be the &#8220;butch&#8221; partner of his\/her wife, Portia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #333300;\">I cannot believe this. Ellen looks very much of a female to me. Does a great show, needs a very slight breast-enlargement, moves around, trying to look like a young male but is still &#8220;female&#8221; as far as I am concerned. I have seen Portia too. She is also &#8220;tiny&#8221;, very pretty &amp; could have done much better for herself, I suppose, than Ellen.(Only joking, Ellen &amp; Portia, I love you both).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #333300;\">Talking about Ellen, all T.V.Channels in Australia, please note. We have had soooo much hoo-haa about same-sex marriages, please give us a break. Enough is enough. May I request the pleasure of watching a &#8220;Hetero-sexual&#8221; wedding ceremony for every &#8220;Homo-sexual&#8221; one televised. We have to be fair, here.As in &#8220;Politics&#8221;, there should be &#8220;Transparency in Television&#8221; too. Today, I watched the very first same-sex marriage between a lesbian couple. No names, no pack drill, the &#8220;Bride&#8221; was extremely cute, but &#8220;huge&#8221; in stature, the Bride\/Groom had better be careful because, if he\/she misbehaved this Partner could knock him\/her over with a flick of the little finger.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #333300;\">I&#8217;ve got to stop this now and get back to the reason of this story. They are anything BUT homo-homo-sexual, but Waylon &amp; Willie perform this brief &#8220;tele-drama&#8221; for you folks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #333300;\">Please sit back, relax &amp; watch something you will, whether you had a clean shirt, or not. Here they are, ladies &amp; gentlemen Waylon Jennings &amp; Willie Nelson.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #333300;\">Please note. Any typo-errors regretted. D.K.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333300;\"><a style=\"color: #333300;\" href=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/desmond.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11513\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/desmond.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"125\" height=\"178\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333300;\">Desmond Kelly<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333300;\">Star of eLanka<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;IF I CAN FIND A CLEAN SHIRT, I MIGHT&#8221; By Desmond Kelly \u2018the Star of eLanka\u2019 \u00a0 My dear readers, Could anyone of you please come up with a better &#8220;title&#8221; for a song ?. Please do not reply with the &#8220;comment&#8221;, &#8220;If I can find a clean shirt, I might&#8221;!. 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