{"id":38073,"date":"2019-08-25T08:10:23","date_gmt":"2019-08-25T08:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/?p=38073"},"modified":"2021-12-12T02:33:39","modified_gmt":"2021-12-12T02:33:39","slug":"excuses-from-losers-by-des-kelly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/excuses-from-losers-by-des-kelly\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;EXCUSES (FROM LOSERS)&#8221; \u2013 By Des Kelly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\"> &#8220;EXCUSES (FROM LOSERS)&#8221; \u2013 By Des Kelly<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DtGBIOEf7ro\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #800080;\">I have heard it all before, as a matter of fact, I have had to make excuses from time to time, myself, still, this particular &#8220;story&#8221; is a repetition anyway, that I see fit for readers of eLanka who sometimes prefer brief, yet interesting &#8220;true stories&#8221;, as this one undoubtedly is.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29910 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Desmond-Kelly-9.jpg\" alt=\"Desmond Kelly\" width=\"125\" height=\"178\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #800080;\">Desmond Kelly.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #800080;\">\u00a0(Editor -in-Chief)\u00a0 \u00a0eLanka.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Telling the truth.<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #800080;\">The wife came\u00a0 home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very\u00a0 attractive young woman.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #800080;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #800080;\">And she was somewhat upset. &#8216;You are a disrespectful pig!&#8217; she cried. &#8216;How\u00a0 dare you do this to me &#8212; a faithful wife, the mother of your children! 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