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Alphabets for seniors<\/span><\/h1>\n

\"senior\"<\/p>\n

A–is forapple &Bis for boat<\/span>
\nThat used to be right but now it won’t\u00a0 float<\/span>
\nAGE before beauty is what we once said,<\/span>
\nBut let’s be a bit\u00a0 more\u00a0 realistic instead.<\/span><\/p>\n

So Below is the alphabet for\u00a0 Seniors<\/span><\/p>\n

A — is for Arthritis\u00a0<\/span>
\nB—- is for back,<\/span>
\nC—-is for chest pains perhaps CA-DI-AC?<\/span>
\nD—is for dental ,decay & decline,\u00a0<\/span>
\nE–is for eyesight,can’t\u00a0 read the top line\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>
\nF– is for fissures& fluid retention<\/span>
\nG–is for Gas,which\u00a0 I’d\u00a0 rather not\u00a0 mention.<\/span>
\nH– is for high\u00a0 blood pressure –I’d\u00a0 rather it was low<\/span>
\nI–Is for incisions with scars you\u00a0 can show\u00a0<\/span>
\nJ–is for joints,out of sockets ,won’t\u00a0 mend<\/span>
\nK– is for knees that crack when they bend.<\/span>
\nL–is for libido,what happened to sex?<\/span>
\nM–is for memory,I forget what comes next.<\/span>
\nN– is for neuralgia,nerves way down\u00a0 low<\/span>
\nO–is for osteo,bones that don’t grow<\/span>
\nP– is for prescriptions,I have\u00a0 quite\u00a0 a few<\/span>
\n\u00a0Just give me pill &I’ll\u00a0 be good as new.<\/span>
\nQ– is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?<\/span>
\nR–is for reflux,so one meal turns into two<\/span>
\nS–is for sleepless\u00a0 nights,counting my fears,<\/span>
\nT–is for tinnitus,bells in my ears\u00a0<\/span>
\nU–is for urinary, trouble with the flow.<\/span>
\nV–is for vertigo that’s\u00a0 dizzy I know\u00a0<\/span>
\nW–is for worry,now what’s\u00a0 new going around<\/span>
\nX–is for x-ray,wonder may be found<\/span>
\nY–is for another\u00a0 year I’ve\u00a0 left behind<\/span>
\nZ–is for zest which\u00a0 I still have in my mind.<\/span><\/p>\n

Enjoy your senior moments while you can<\/span><\/p>\n

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