{"id":72412,"date":"2021-08-28T06:16:09","date_gmt":"2021-08-28T06:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/?p=72412"},"modified":"2021-08-28T06:16:09","modified_gmt":"2021-08-28T06:16:09","slug":"wonderful-english-by-des-kelly-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wonderful-english-by-des-kelly-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Wonderful English \u2013 by Des Kelly"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>Wonderful English \u2013 by Des Kelly<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">It has long been known as the TOP International Language around the World, and it is. However, it is also a rather difficult Language to master, in as much as it&#8217;s punctuation, pronunciation and presentation is concerned (there&#8217;s THREE difficulties for a start), nevertheless, in all it&#8217;s seriousness, it certainly has it&#8217;s funny moments, as our friend Keith Bennett has pointed out, in this &#8220;post&#8221; sent out to me, which in turn, I am happy to send out to all our wonderful e&#8217;Lanka members and readers. Please read this and coax out a chuckle or three, and thank you, Keith Bennett from both Neil and old me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29626\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Desmond-Kelly.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"125\" height=\"178\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Desmond Kelly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">(Editor-in-Chief)\u00a0 eLanka.<\/span><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #003366;\">Wonderful English from Around the World<\/span><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-72413\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Wonderful-English-\u2013-by-Des-Kelly.png\" alt=\"Wonderful English \u2013 by Des Kelly\" width=\"640\" height=\"171\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">In a Bangkok Temple :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Cocktail lounge, Norway:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Doctor&#8217;s office, Rome :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Dry cleaners, Bangkok :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">In a Nairobi restaurant:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">On the main road to Mombasa , leaving Nairobi :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">On a poster at Kencom:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">In a City restaurant:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">In a Cemetery:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES ..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Tokyo hotel&#8217;s rules and regulations:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">In a Tokyo Bar:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Hotel, Yugoslavia:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Hotel, Japan:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">A sign posted in Germany &#8216;s Black Forest :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Hotel, Zurich :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">PURPOSE.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">A Laundry in Rome :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window :<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wonderful English \u2013 by Des Kelly It has long been known as the TOP International Language around the World, and it is. 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