{"id":75660,"date":"2021-10-16T14:47:46","date_gmt":"2021-10-16T14:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/?p=75660"},"modified":"2021-10-16T14:47:46","modified_gmt":"2021-10-16T14:47:46","slug":"noel-news-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/noel-news-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Noel News"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #000000;\">Noel News\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-75661 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-1.jpg\" alt=\"Noel News\" width=\"600\" height=\"594\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em>\u201cYou are in the right place at the perfect time. Keep enjoying the pursuit of your potential.\u201d<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\">DAVID MELTZER<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Welcome to our October newsletter<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">We are now entering the last quarter of this year and I predict it is going to be a challenging one. We are in a unique situation right now with four states virtually Covid free, New South Wales attempting to move back to normality whatever that means, and Victoria coping with an ever-increasing number of cases. New South Wales and Victoria have accepted that it\u2019s impossible to have a zero Covid environment and they are now focused on how to handle that. The other four states are reluctant to open their borders for fear of being overwhelmed by cases brought in from overseas travellers. Remember, it just took one limo driver to infect over 1000 people in New South Wales.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Everybody agrees that we cannot stay in lockdown forever but coming out of lockdown and opening up the economy requires us to accept that there will be deaths from Covid just as there used to be deaths from flu every year. I reckon the big test will come in the next few weeks as we watch how New South Wales handles the responsibility of being the first state to attempt to find a way out of this. Watch this space.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75662 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-2.jpg\" alt=\"Noel News \" width=\"600\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Housing markets are under extreme pressure as the top of the boom seems to be over, and the government is putting pressure on lenders to reduce the amount that can be lent. Blind Freddy can see the main problem with the housing market is the amount of government stimulus that has been provided in the last few years.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Not only did they slash interest rates to the lowest in history, they also took another range of initiatives to make it easier to buy that first home. All that stimulation increased the number of buyers,\u00a0and the obvious result was that house prices started rising quickly. Once property prices start rising, the media start talking about a property boom and everybody jumps on the bandwagon for fear of missing out.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75663 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-3-e1634392980177.jpg\" alt=\"Noel News\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">It\u2019s not that long ago that the government introduced a scheme which would allow a limited number of first home buyers to buy a home without mortgage insurance \u2013 they were also also encouraging lenders to accept a lower deposit. On top is that is the scheme which has recently been expanded allowing people to make temporary contributions to super so they can save a deposit quicker.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">And of course the politicians jumped on the bandwagon. In a recent newsletter I wrote that the prize for the most ill-conceived idea of the year must go to Liberal MP Tim Wilson for very publicly campaigning for first home buyers to be allowed to access part of their superannuation for a house deposit.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">As my good friend Ashley Owen pointed out in last week\u2019s Firstlinks:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><em>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cThe 30-year boom in house prices rising well ahead of income growth is nearing an end. House prices can continue to keep on rising at rates above incomes only if interest rates continue to decline further. Interest rates have not only ended their 30-year decline, they are now more likely to rise than fall from here. The only question is when &#8211; and it will be soon.\u201d<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Remember we all have short memories. This is an extract from the Australian less than three years ago!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75664 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"590\" height=\"876\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">The share market has had a wobbly quarter. A great resource is my\u00a0<a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/noelwhittaker.us7.list-manage.com\/track\/click?u=da9eb27efd0124961082a497a&amp;id=05ee3caa2a&amp;e=d75f854b0e\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/noelwhittaker.us7.list-manage.com\/track\/click?u%3Dda9eb27efd0124961082a497a%26id%3D05ee3caa2a%26e%3Dd75f854b0e&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1634473003802000&amp;usg=AFQjCNHWGr9nb-1OnYISEpxYX8FRrIzwjA\" data-mt-detrack-inspected=\"true\">Stock Market Calculator<\/a>\u00a0which enables you to pick any starting and finishing date, choose a notional sum, and work out what you would have if your portfolio tracked the All Ordinaries Accumulation Index which includes both income and growth.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Let\u2019s suppose you invested $100,000 on 1 July 2020. The calculator tells us that your portfolio \u00a0would have grown to $129,000, an increase of 29% for those 12 months. Unfortunately, the last three months have not been as kind to us but remember share ownership is a long-term game and the price you pay for liquidity is volatility. Hang in there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75665 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-5-e1634393178759.png\" alt=\"Noel News\" width=\"600\" height=\"327\" \/><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">The power of deferring retirement<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">According to a recent report by Terry Rawnsley of KPMG, many older workers are deferring retirement. As result, over the last 20 years, the expected retirement age in Australia\u00a0 has risen to 65.2 for men and 64.3 for women. KPMG\u2019s report attributes this to a range of factors, including strong labour market conditions, which help to retain older workers in jobs, changing social attitudes towards older workers, and an increasing trend towards part-time work among older workers.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">COVID-19 has played a part too. With overseas travel virtually impossible for over 18 months, many older workers think they are better served by working longer than sitting at home with nowhere to go. Some need to top up cash reserves, because their income has been reduced by COVID-19. Others \u2013 a large percentage of the office workforce \u2013 are now happily working from home; while it has its challenges, many people find it beats both the office environment and the grind of commuting every day to and from an office.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">But there\u2019s more to it than any of these reasons. Pensionable age \u2013 that\u2019s the age that you can access the pension \u2013 is increasing to 67 for people born after 1 January 1957, so anybody who wants to retire before their pensionable age needs to ensure they have enough capital to live on until they are eligible for a pension.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">And there\u2019s an even bigger factor. Because of the way the mathematics works, the largest increase in any long-term compounding investment, including your superannuation fund, comes at the end of the period. Remember, every time your portfolio doubles in size, there is more growth in the final double than the sum of all the other doubles combined.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75666 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-6-e1634393582861.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"330\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">The numbers are mind-blowing. Think about a person aged 60, earning $100,000 a year, with $500,000 in super. If their fund earns 8% per annum, the balance would be $800,000 in another five years. That\u2019s an increase of 60% in your superannuation just by working another five years.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">The financial side is important, and obviously the longer you can defer your retirement the more your superannuation should grow, and the longer it will last. It is highly recommended to do some sort of work after you retire. Ideally, it could be some kind of part-time work that will add meaning to your life, as well as boosting your superannuation, or it could be voluntary work, or even working on a hobby. It\u2019s not all about the money.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">But the pension rules are geared to encourage us to work a little: the first $150 a week you earn from a business or personal employment is exempt\u00a0from Centrelink\u2019s income test. Let\u2019s look at a couple of pensionable age, who have assessable assets of $405,000 made up of $380,000 in super, and the balance in car and personal effects. If they draw down the standard minimum of 5% a year from their superannuation, that gives them income of $19,000 a year. If they also each earn $7,800pa\u00a0from paid work, they would be eligible to receive the full pension of\u00a0$37,923\u00a0a year. That means a total tax-free income of\u00a0$72,523\u00a0a year.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">But the big picture is that one of the biggest decisions you will make in your life is when you retire. There is a wealth of research telling us that those who prepare and plan for retirement tend to have a much happier, healthier retirement than those who suddenly find themselves out of work with no plans. Ideally, retirement should not be something which is thrust upon you, but something you move into gradually. And remember, the longer you can delay starting to draw on your superannuation, the more it will grow.<\/span><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #000000;\">Crypto<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Crypto is becoming a big deal at the moment. Finder.com\u2019s latest research shows that 17% of Australians now own crypto, up from 5% just three years ago. Interestingly, the main investors are young people of all sexes, and women.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75667\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-7-e1634394953817.jpg\" alt=\"Noel News\" width=\"600\" height=\"260\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Of course Bitcoin is the most well-known crypto, and some people claim it will become a new world currency. Even august institutions such as Forbes are now forecasting that one Bitcoin will reach a value of US $100,000 by the end of 2021. It\u2019s anybody\u2019s guess, but one thing is certain: there is a major impediment to Bitcoin becoming a new global currency, and that is volatility. At date of writing, one Bitcoin was worth\u00a0US\u00a0$56,650 \u2013 that\u2019s an increase of 393% over the last year, but a fall of almost 6% over the last six months.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">An essential element of any currency is stability. If I receive $4,000 in my pay packet today, I would expect that over the next six months what that would buy would be fairly stable. I would not expect a\u00a06%\u00a0fall in my purchasing power in just six months.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">But Bitcoin is just the tip of the iceberg. My son James, who is based in in Los Angeles, tells me the hottest crypto play right now is non-fungible tokens, or NFT\u2019s. He said, \u201cCan you believe, I went out with a friend the other night and he paid $50 for a digital monkey? And he sold it two weeks later for $20,000!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75668\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-8-e1634395024224.jpg\" alt=\"Noel News\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">NFT\u2019s are goods or assets that aren\u2019t interchangeable: it\u2019s creating or having something that you can\u2019t replace with something else. Fungibles are things, like Bitcoin, that you can interchange \u2013 one for another. Non-fungible tokens are units of data stored on a blockchain and certified as a unique digital asset and, accordingly, non-interchangeable. You can look at them as a digital equivalent of private collectables, where each piece has a different value.\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Obviously, they\u2019re hot property in these days of celebrity worship. What could be better than getting a guaranteed limited edition of Kim Kardashian\u2019s latest fashion release? Or a signed, numbered, limited-edition photo of a celebrity in their home?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">And they have taken off in a range of areas. You can now buy digital artworks, limited editions of clothing and fashion brands, unique sporting memorabilia \u2026 even the National Basketball Association has launched its own collection of NFT cards. Expect other codes to follow suit; the possibilities are endless.\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">James tells me the big favourite is NFT horse racing. The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) has partnered with Virtually Human Studio (VHS) to create virtual racehorses that compete against each other on a virtual racecourse. Races take place 24 hours a day and anyone can join in by buying a digital horse to breed or race, or by simply having a bet. You can start with a little as two dollars, or pay $125,000 or more for an NFT racehorse, if you are so inclined. The promoters claim that each racehorse is unique because it lives in an algorithm \u2014 no two horses are the same.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">I just can\u2019t get my head around it. Are people really prepared to pay big money for digitally created horses that have been designed by artificial intelligence? Won\u2019t it just become a case of, \u201cmy AI is bigger than yours\u201d? Maybe I\u2019m old-fashioned, but it just sounds like gambling to me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75669 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-9-e1634395092830.jpg\" alt=\"Noel News\" width=\"600\" height=\"248\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">If you google NFT horseracing, you\u2019ll find enough information to keep you occupied all weekend. But at the end of the day, anybody in the crypto space is only buying Bitcoin or an NFT in the hope that somebody else will buy it for a higher price. It reminds me of the wonderful old story about a box of strawberries that kept changing hands at ever-increasing prices. Finally, a buyer opened the box and exclaimed, \u201cThese strawberries are rotten!\u201d The seller responded, \u201cBut these strawberries were never meant to be eaten \u2013 they were meant to be sold.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Health Matters<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Science shows us that being physically active helps us feel better, and prevents or slows many diseases, including\u00a0heart disease,\u00a0cancer, and\u00a0dementia. It even helps us\u00a0live longer. For these reasons, the\u00a0US physical activity guidelines\u00a0and the American Heart Association recommend at least 150 minutes of moderate physical activity weekly. Now,\u00a0a study\u00a0in the\u00a0British Journal of Sports Medicine\u00a0suggests that routine activity may help protect people who get COVID-19 from becoming seriously ill.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75670\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-10-e1634395194449.jpg\" alt=\"Noel News\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">What the researchers learned in this initial study was pretty remarkable, though further research to support the findings is necessary. Even after correcting for all of those characteristics, people who were consistently inactive had a significantly higher risk of hospitalization, ICU admission, and death after getting COVID-19 than those who were active for at least 150 minutes per week. Additionally, those who were active for over 10 minutes per week had some protection against severe illness or death from COVID-19 \u2014 though not as much as those who got the full 150 minutes. It\u2019s worth noting that people who were white were somewhat more likely to meet physical activity guidelines \u2014 a discrepancy that should be acknowledged and addressed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">This study is one more reason to encourage and promote physical activity for everyone. Companies could provide gyms or fitness memberships, standing desks, and movement breaks. Government funding for bike lanes, walking paths, and pedestrian access would make it easier and safer to exercise. But set your own priorities, too: we can all commit to moving more! And next time you see your healthcare team, spend a few minutes talking about what might get you moving more. Would an exercise prescription help? Is there coaching available to help you set activity goals and achieve them? Does exercise hurt, or are you\u00a0not sure how to get started?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-75671\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-11-e1634395274110.jpg\" alt=\"Noel News\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Consistent physical activity helps protect you if you do get COVID-19. Of course, getting vaccinated offers much greater protection. Possibly doing both may be super-protective, although this needs to be studied. Meanwhile, we know that moving our bodies every day, even if it\u2019s just walking, provides many benefits from head to toe. We as a society need to make it easy and safe for everyone to be as active as they can be.<\/span><\/p>\n<h1><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">The Power of a Book<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">I think it\u2019s important to keep in mind the huge effect you can have on people\u2019s lives by introducing them to good books. The following email I received recently is a good example:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-75672 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-12.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"308\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">37 years ago I worked in Ballarat and one of my co-workers said they had heard you speaking the previous night. I don\u2019t know if it was on the radio or if you were actually in Ballarat but my co-worker was hugely impressed with what you had said about your new book &#8216;Making Money Made Simple\u2019. I was really interested and bought the book either that night or in the next few days. It changed my life, I understood for the first time how money worked and how easy it was to invest and budget.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">I\u2019m long retired now but the reason I am \u2018comfortably\u2019 retired is because of your book. I\u2019ve always kept it and still have it now so this is a 37 year belated \u2018thank you\u2019.<\/span><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">And finally\u2026<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">While walking down the street one day a &#8220;Member of Parliament&#8221; is tragically hit by a truck and dies.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-75673 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Noel-News-13.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"401\" height=\"414\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">&#8216;Welcome to heaven,&#8217; says St. Peter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">&#8216;Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we&#8217;re not sure what to do with you.&#8217;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">&#8216;No problem, just let me in,&#8217; says the man.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">&#8216;Well, I&#8217;d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we&#8217;ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.&#8217;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">&#8216;Really, I&#8217;ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,&#8217; says the MP.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">&#8216;I&#8217;m sorry, but we have our rules.&#8217;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Everyone is very happy and in evening dress.. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly &amp; nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. 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