{"id":86890,"date":"2022-02-19T14:18:50","date_gmt":"2022-02-19T14:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/?p=86890"},"modified":"2022-02-19T14:18:50","modified_gmt":"2022-02-19T14:18:50","slug":"confucius-did-not-say-by-des-kelly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/confucius-did-not-say-by-des-kelly\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY&#8221; \u2013 by Des Kelly"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #000000;\"><strong>&#8220;CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY&#8221; \u2013 by Des Kelly<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nFxjnUPRwx4\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">He wished he had, of course, but this time e&#8217; Lanka brings you some of the more humourous (even ribald, depending on how YOU think), sayings, as only HE could do. Makes for interesting reading of course, and we have to remember that a broad smile works on every muscle of the human face, keeping it looking younger than it really is. Please do use your brains to imagine Confucius, complete with that inscruitable look on his countenance, saying things of this nature. As the song says, &#8220;Enjoy yourself, it&#8217;s later than you think&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75857\" src=\"https:\/\/websitedesigns.com.au\/elankanew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Desmond-Kelly160.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"228\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Desmond Kelly.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">(Editor-in-Chief) e&#8217;Lanka.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Things Confucius did not say\u2026\u2026but wishes he had\u00a0<em>(quite how we know this I&#8217;m not sure!)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Squirrel who runs up woman&#8217;s leg will not find nuts.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">And, Confucius Did Not Say. . .<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #000000;\">&#8220;A lion will not cheat on his wife, but Tiger Wood!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY&#8221; \u2013 by Des Kelly &nbsp; He wished he had, of course, but this time e&#8217; Lanka brings you some of the more humourous (even ribald, depending on how YOU think), sayings, as only HE could do. 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